Wada Wada:
They ain't got Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Big Brother, Survivor or any of those really worthwhile shows, eh.

Here is where I would type in something funny like some bad shows that air on CBC but for the life of me I can't think of a single one.
I guess that speaks volumes right there. Great use of over a billion dollars.
BTW, if I want to watch documentaries on moose droppings, I can get it on the learning channel.