Bart didn't do the numbers thread here. That means he didn't want to share this time, which means he probably won. That's the way karma now works in the Age of Trump.
It's apparently the tenth largest lottery prize they've ever had in the US. Meanwhile, Bart won, kept it all to himself, and is off to knock off some third-world government to install his own dictatorship. Congratulations, Bart Simpson, on winning the Powerball AND becoming El Presidente for life of Paraguay!
Quiet around here today, since Bart took all his guns and lottery money down to Asuncion and set up shop in the shattered remains of the Presidential Palace.
"Thanos" said Quiet around here today, since Bart took all his guns and lottery money down to Asuncion and set up shop in the shattered remains of the Presidential Palace.
"Thanos" said Quiet around here today, since Bart took all his guns and lottery money down to Asuncion and set up shop in the shattered remains of the Presidential Palace.
Bart?
Holy crap but that's a ridiculous amount of money.
Bart?
I didn't see him post a thread for this one.
Quiet around here today, since Bart took all his guns and lottery money down to Asuncion and set up shop in the shattered remains of the Presidential Palace.
Quiet around here today, since Bart took all his guns and lottery money down to Asuncion and set up shop in the shattered remains of the Presidential Palace.
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Bart probably started his own Section One.
Well Bart. What the hell?
Nope, it wasn't me.
Well Bart. What the hell?
Nope, it wasn't me.
Shit...
Well Bart. What the hell?
Nope, it wasn't me.
Damn!
Well Bart. What the hell?
Nope, it wasn't me.
Or it was you and you're saying it wasn't as misdirection as you build your personal Army.